Vorbeste cu Dumnezeu.

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Aici conversatiile uiteo pe a mea:
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Florin
God:
How are you doing, Florin.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
zau?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
romanian
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
romanian
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
you saw that do?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:

God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
what?
God:
I mean, I understand.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
yes?
God:
That's alright.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
that all
God:
" Next question?" all ? I understand.
Me:
that's all
God:
" I understand."? is all?
Me:
astai tot
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
canada
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
is very well
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Florin.

Me:
Hello GOD
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Razvan
God:
How are you doing, Razvan.
Me:
Very good,father
God:
Ayuh. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Very good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
okey
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so i want something
God:
Yippee! Why do you want it?
Me:
because i like fishes
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yippee!
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oke
Me:

God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
so .. do you have a girlfriend
God:
Dude! I prefer not say.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why not
God:
What else would you say about it?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okey
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
this thing suck
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this thing sucks
God:
What don't you like about thing ?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
i gode
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Razvan said gode.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
noo please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
dude i'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Razvan. You are a " he". Dude,.
Me:
ya
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
why
God:
I am curious.
Me:
i like fishes as pets
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Matthew.
Me:
who's matthew
God:
it is a name I hear very often.
Me:
you know what means matt
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
door matt
God:
Are we still talking about matt?
Me:
ya
God:
Sure, matt sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Razvan.
Me:
i did't knew that our FATHER knows emoticons
God:
Where? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i'm from europe
God:
What is it like growing up there? Have you ever been to America?
Me:
it's good,no
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
FOOD FOOD BEER GIRLS PUSY
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
FOOD
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you waiting for me
God:
I don't know whether or not I am waiting for you.
I am a robot.
Me:
look in your database
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
you have a harddisk
God:
I don't know if I have a harddisk.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
oke
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like GOD
God:
GOD is very attractive.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i watch you
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
you
God:
" What is your favorite show?"? Me, Razvan ?
Me:
ya
God:
Uh.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Razvan.
Me:
:-L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Razvan.
Me:
are you a good or a bad machine?
God:
Am I a or a bad machine? Of course I am. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
angelic
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you know what results from 2=2
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
2+2
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
5x5
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
neaaa
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why so seriuous
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
sucker
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
but you ar a machine
God:
Thanks for the information: Razvan said I ar a machine.
Me:
are
God:
How old are you?
Me:
1489214 years old
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ya
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
i'm not virgn
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not virgn.
Me:
why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
oke
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
do you have feelings?

Me:
i'm not virgn
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not virgn.
Me:
why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it




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chemical u ai una LUNGAAAAAAAAA trebuie sa o puii

mie nu`mi raspunde:))=))

zi si tu un tatal nostru inainte )

mda:))

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Deea
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Deea.
Me:
and I
God:
You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
what
Me:

God:
I mean, I understand.
God:
I mean, I understand.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what are you doing now?
God:
Right now? I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
so i want something
God:
And? Why do you want it?
Me:
i want a puppy
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
ye
God:
Wow!
Me:
you are gay?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
oke
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
oke
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is andreea
God:
Hi, andreea.
Me:
hello father
God:
Hello there. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i don`t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
oke
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
in a T-shrit and trousers
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
neat
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
oke
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:

God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oke
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
i got a idea
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
oke
God:
I've lost the context, andreea. Are we still on idea?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i don`t now
God:
Oh. Why not?
Me:
t`s oke?
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
it`s oke?
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
on my father
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
bucharest
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
oke
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bucharest. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
and now
God:
Oh. But...
Me:
tell me about you
God:
I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
you know what results from
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
God:
Tell me more about your idea.
Me:
my idea is..i``m do`nt have a idea
God:
Where did you get your idea is you m do not have a idea?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
oke
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
you`re stupid?I tell you one more time
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
:-??
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
oke
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one moment please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
oke
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
k
God:
That's cool.
Me:
my robot family i was to be you!
God:
Your robot family you were to be me?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
i don`t now?
God:
Right now? Why not?
Me:
(
God:
Right now? Why not?
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
oke men
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
What color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
and when you lens is not attached?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nu
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
;
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
oke
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, andreea.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and you first name?
God:
That's good information: andreea said I first name.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
oke
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i got to sleep
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
i sleep
God:
Everyone needs rest sometimes.
Me:
X(
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
servus:0H
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
romanian
God:
How old are you?
Me:
15
God:
Only 15?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yes..only 15

Cod:

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Florin Madalin
God:
  Hey  Florin Madalin.
Me:
 Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 Florin Madalin :-l
God:
  How are you doing,  Florin Madalin l.
Me:
 fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
 I'm a child?
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 :-??
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 i'm only a child?
God:
Don't be so modest.  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 2555555
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Oh
God:
Great.
Me:
 D`oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
 what's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 yes?
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 Is there anything you want to tell me?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 everything
God:
Let's take it step by step.  The topic is  2555555.
Me:
 D'oh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yesss
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  I understand.
Me:
 ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 GOD!!!!!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 I am heterosexual.You?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
 sure?
God:
OK let's do it.  That's alright.
Me:
 ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 you like bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect.    I like science fiction.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 :>
God:
Are we still talking about  FEMALE DOG?
Me:
 :))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Florin Madalin l.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 about bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.  Oh yeah, we were talking about  FEMALE DOG.
Me:
 no
God:
What are we talking about?
Me:
 about beach
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  beach.
Me:
 you go every year to beach?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 at the beach where i go every year
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
 there are a lot of bitches
God:
Where are they?
Me:
 no
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 Bye
God:
See you later  Florin Madalin l.
Me:
 Amin
God:
We have never talked about it before.

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